Back to School at Last!

Not including this past spring semester, when I only took 2 classes, I'm finally back to school full-time. School started yesterday bright and early at 7am. That's 7am EASTERN time folks, so while all of you were comfortably sleeping, or tending to the many needs of new-born Ellie, I was sitting in the classroom. Fortunately for me, Wednesday's are the only days I start class at 7. Mondays start at 10 but only for an hour then it's tournament time in the afternoon. Tuesdays start at 8 and end at 10, then it's free golf in the afternoon. Wednesdays start at 7 and don't end until 1. Thursdays are packed, class from 8 until 3. Then Fridays class from 8 until 10. So having only been to my Wednesday and Thursday classes so far, here are my first impressions of the staff and classes:

My Attitude and Motivation Assessment teacher is crazy. She's straight out of Brooklyn, short, husky, and pretty cool. She talks at a hundred miles an hour, runs around the classroom and loves interacting with us students. Right at the start of class, she has us all stand up, close our eyes and wait for her to tell us it's ok to look. While standing there with our eyes closed, Eye of the Tiger comes on. She gives us the ok to look up and she's wearing a pink hoody with "Eye of the Tiger" written on the back, and she has children's sized boxing gloves on her tiny hands. She starts going in and out of the aisles punching all of us guys in the chest trying to get us the play along and spar with her. None of us knew what was going on so we basically just stood there and watched as she beat up every single one of us. She realized that no one really knew what the point of the demonstration was, so she laughed it off and put her costume away and let us sit down. (The music went on to the next song of the Rocky soundtrack, so I was quietly singing along.) She wrote on the board a question. The question was "Are you willing to put everything on the line to achieve your dreams?" Do we have the Eye of the Tiger? So basically she's going to be helping us build self-confidence in ourselves and help us take adversity and turn it into a positive experience so we can grow as people and as professionals. All in all, I think I'll enjoy the class.

Oh yeah, and I am also stuck with the biggest group of immature losers. In orientation, they had us grouped by last names. So I was in the A-D group, and I thought that was just for orientation, and that my classes would be a mixture of all the incoming first semester students. I was wrong. I am stuck with that same group of kids for the entire semester. These guys are anywhere from 18-35. In terms of maturity, I would much rather hang out with our sort-of-cousin Dalton, if that puts it into perspective for anyone. These guys are only there to party and hit the night clubs. So I'm pretty dissapointed to not have any friends in the classes, but I'll make friends on Mondays and Tuesdays when we are randomly paired with people to golf out on the course, where you get the true sense of someone's character.

This afternoon I had my first Short Game class. That teacher is pretty laid back. He's a self-proclaimed awesome touch/feel golfer. That means that he doesn't know a whole lot about the mechanics of the golf swing, he just does what feels right, and he gets the results he wants. Only a very select few golfers are like this, I am not one of those people. So having that natural touch or feel is a great advantage in the short game. The short game is considered anywhere from about 50 yds or closer to the green. So putting, chipping, green-side bunkers are all considered part of the short game. That is the part of the game of golf that makes or breaks you as a golfer. Anyone can get the ball close to the green, but the hard part is getting the ball in the hole as quickly as possible. So the teacher gave us the run-down on what to expect in his class. We'll only have 5 classroom days, while the other 10 are out on the course. At the mid-term and finals time, we will have a skills test. This is where most people lose ground on their grade. The class work is an easy A, but this test is hard. You have 10 tries for each type of shot. The shots include green-side bunker, chipping, pitching, and putting. For each of the non-putting shots, you must get the ball within 5ft of the hole or else you lose points. There will be circles of varying distances chalked on the green so we know how many points we get for each shot. If you hole the shot, it's 3 pts. If you're within 5 ft, it's 2 pts. If you're within 6-10 ft, it's 1 pt. If you're outside 10 ft you get 0 pts. So the pressure is on to be able to get the ball close to the hole. Then the putting test includes making 10 three footers, 10 six footers, and 10 eight footers. All of those putts will have left to right breakers, and right to left breakers. That is extremely hard to do. Then there's a lag putting test. You have putts of 30 ft, 40 ft, 50 ft, 60 ft, and 70 ft and you must get the ball within 5 ft on the attempt or else you get 0 pts. So I've decided I'm no longer going to the driving range, I am strictly going to the putting green and devoting my practice time to the short game. Without a solid short game, shooting low scores is extremely difficult, and getting an A in this class is impossible without maximum practice time.

My other classes are kinda boring. I have a business writing class, and that's basically English 101 but put into terms related to the golf industry. The teacher kept saying "Our writing markets our product along with ourselves as professionals." So that might get boring in a hurry. Golf Fundamentals should be pretty easy as well. The best golf pro on staff teaches that class, and he's really cool. Not a whole lot of studying in the classroom, just studying our ball flight when we play then using that information to find out what we're doing wrong in our golf swing.

I have my first open-play round on Tuesday at 1:30. I'm paired with 3 guys from the other parts of the alphabet, so I'll be meeting at least 3 new people. I'm playing at a course called Indian Wells, and it's considered the nicest course on our 15 course rotation. I think there are four groups on each course, so it's a random draw who plays where. Also, one of the golf pro's will be playing nine holes with us. This is so they can evaluate our skills so they can accurately place us in the appropriate Tour for tournaments. There are multiple Tours, and depending on what you shoot one week could change what Tour you play in the next week. So if I go out and shoot in the 70's, which I intend on doing, I should be placed in the Nationwide Tour, which is the second best Tour at the school. But if I shoot 85 the next week, I might drop a Tour or two, but that doesn't effect my grades or anything, they just want people of like skills in all of the Tours. Prizes are awarded to the top 7 or 8 from each Tour, so that's a nice incentive to play well. Also, the Tours are all of the students at the entire academy. I could be in the same tour as one of the fourth-semester guys, so that's cool that we'll be pitted against the veterans of the academy.

Well, I think that's everything about school for now. My apartment is fine, I can't get my mailbox open though.... hopefully I'll figure it out some time soon. No neighbors that are my age or that wanna talk. I walk by them on the way in and they just look at the ground and run passed me, so I just sit here in my apartment when I'm not in school or practicing. At least I have golf channel, though. Without it, I might be back at home by now. Not really, but I'd be bored out of my mind. Did I leave anything out? Just ask if I left something out and I'll fill ya in. Toodles.